A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre museum.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, the art thief replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
And you guys thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this. Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse. Heehaw!