sniffer dog

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a Drug Enforcement Agent and that the dog is a "Sniffing dog."His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this". He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm. The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says: That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land." "That's brilliant" replies the first man. Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police." "I like it!"says his seat mate. The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place. The first man is really upset by this foul behavior and can't understand why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent "What's going on?" The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

womens brain

Ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
It's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:





� Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a � decision or a problem that needs to be solved .

A man of course has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

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DONE by DUNN ART

OPEN ON GATEWAY ISLAND

shop 2 45-54licoln Causeway on gateway Island ( snake island )



A unique recreational, arts and tourist destination, Gateway Island is located on the Murray River between Wodonga and the neighbouring city of Albury. Gateway Village is home to the regional Visitor Information Centre, Cafe Giro Bike Hire, Murray River Canoe Hire, HotHouse Theatre company and several other craft and arts-focused tenents. The village provides direct access to the Murray River and is a popular location for picnics and weddings. Gateway Village is zoned Special Use 1 and is suitable for tourism, food/wine, arts, and boutique retail opperations.